isenin yg sangat tragis #2

hye.....
assalammualaikum....

ini bkan crite lawak atau.....sker2....

korunk nak tau....

nak tau x???

nak x??

btol ni??

ok aq crite........

AQ DAH PATAHKAN SPECK ABANG AKU!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(sambil
berlari-lari ke sana ke sini masyam ader gempa bumi yg melanda afrika
selatan,utara,timur dan barat.....)

AQ BLEH JADI GLER....KO TAU.....

bnder ni jadi kire2 pader waktu solat zohor.....
abg aq pegy surau....(alim x??? nak no fon....sila dail....01*-*******)
dlam hati aq........aq dah ngucap pepanjang....
abg aq dah la garang macam buaya yg makan org x kenyang2......
dier dah la penat baru balik dri perak....aq wat hal plak.....aq dah
pikir memacam dalam otak aq....aq dah nampak tali gantung......,aq
nampak pisau chopper tu......aq nampak doktor gigi aq,,,,,,,,,aq
nampak domo kun,,,,,.....aq nampak my bruno...... aq nampak happy
meal....yang penting.....aq nampak...........YP.....muahahaha....ok
sume tu khayalan je.....

bler abg aq balek surau jer....aq teros wat mke sedeh nak mampos smpai
berlinang air mata......pastu......
ko tau....abg aq x marah pon......

tpi....dier diam kan diri sampai la skrg........

klu dier diam lagy aq takot sbnarnye.....beh baek di terajang je
aq....aq tau aq salah.........

tpi....aq x sengaja.......bender tu nak jatuh mase aq ader kat
ctu....bkan salah aq kan........

haihhhhhhhhhh aq jgak yg kene........

xper aq redha......

lagysatu....apehal la...die pi beli speck mateyg xder bingkai....kan
snang patah,.....(macam x redha...lagy jer.....)

ye ye.....nak redha la ni........

idop.....idop......(sambil geleng kepala....)

aq rse nak nyanyi lagu ni jer.....

'Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish right now
Wish right now
Wish right now'

~syaza yang bencikan hari isenin....tersangatlah benci.....daripada
benci taik kucing kat blakng umah
aq......arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr(kembali lari ke sana dan kesini sampai
langgar pintu.......BOOM..)